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The Covington Report: Single Dads… Your Little Girl’s 1st Period & You
Don’t Let This Happen To Your Little Girl By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <NationalReport> The National Report recognizes and supports single fathers who take responsibility for their...
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Super Gonorrhea – Proof of Creation Science, Affirmative Action Failures
This either a watercolor of field poppies or a microscopic image of super gonorrhea found on Nanna’s toilet. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! (The National Report) – The CDC has issued several warnings regarding...
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5 Things Parents Need to Know About Pre-Teens and Sex
By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief Talking to Your Kids About Sex Can Keep Them Out of Trouble <NationalReport> By the time your child enters the 5th grade they’ve become very aware of...
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Forehead Touching, an Appropriate Kissing Substitute for Sustained Teen...
Forehead touching is a safe alternative to kissing that is accepted by many Christian Universities, including Liberty University and the prestigious Bob Jones University as appropriate public displays...
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Popular Planned Parenthood Abortion Days Revealed in New Calendar
A color coded calendar of commonly shared birthdays has many light colored days, indicating an abortion was performed about 8 months earlier. (Full size image shown at end of article.) (National...
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Vivid Entertainment to Release PORN Video Staring Casey Anthony and George...
<NationalReport>Sources at TMZ are reporting on the upcoming release of a pornographic film by Vivid Entertainment Group starring Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman titled “Getting Off, Getting...
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Glorious Tips for Better Sleep
If your partner does something rude in a dream, waking them up and telling them gets everyone back to sleep. (National Report) 4 out of 5 Doctors surveyed say sleep is needed for both physical and...
View ArticleThe Xenu Report: Lostprophets Ian Watkins Worst Emosexual Ever, Admitted...
For years I have been telling the world about the dangers of Emosexuality in America. I have reported on some of the worst emo ring leaders in the world, but now I have learned of one even worse than...
View ArticleSochi Update: Lisping Olympians Decry Beatings
<National Report Brussels Bureau> Leaks of several reports are surfacing in socialist Europe of Olympic athletes receiving moderate to severe beatings, and possible charges of alleged gang...
View ArticleAustin Prepares For SXSW SodomyFest
Austin Texas – Residents of Austin are once again preparing their selves for the sinful festival that is South By South West, also known as SXSW. Every year hundreds of thousands of hippies, hipsters,...
View ArticleDangerous Teen Drinking Game Puts High School Kids at Serious Risk
By Nigel J. Covington III Editor in Chief <National Report> A new popular high school drinking game known as ‘Perving’ began as a consequence for teens who lose the drinking game. The game is...
View ArticleNSA Spying on Sex? “Operation Innuendo” Revealed
<National Report>It’s one thing to spy on the phone records and emails of American citizens. It’s another thing entirely to pre-hack USB devices and spy on Americans that way. But what do you...
View ArticleMayor to Rename Town After Jamband The Phish
…another edition of Cassidy’s Culture Combat Column Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen Field Beat Reporter The National Report The City of Glenn Falls has gained the attention of national media after...
View ArticlePopular Planned Parenthood Abortion Days Revealed in New Calendar
(National Report) – A very informative calendar of common birthdays was recently released across the internet by Matt Stiles that reveals some startling facts and raises some uncomfortable questions...
View ArticleGlorious Tips for Better Sleep
(National Report) 4 out of 5 Doctors surveyed say sleep is needed for both physical and mental health, as well as cosmetic reasons. As a general observation, many people aren’t getting the rest they...
View Article“The Phish are Tearing My Family Apart”
Another Edition of “Dear Cassidy” My dear friends in Christ, today’s edition of “Dear Cassidy” deals with a tragedy that has befallen too many families…the pain of losing a child to the world of...
View ArticleElderly Americans Are Turning to God in Record Numbers Not Seen Since 1967
By Nigel J. Covington III Editor-in-Chief <National Report> Not since 1967 when American anarchists turned against God and country so they could have their “rights” to smoke their refer and...
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Bill Cosby: I’m Being Raped By The Right-Wing Media
Embattled comedian/actor Bill Cosby. (image: US Navy photo by Scott King – Public Domain – Wikimedia Commons) HOLLYWOOD, CA – The news just got worse for comedian and once beloved TV dad Bill Cosby...
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Crayola Named As Official Sponsor of Fifty Shades of Grey
Crayola®, best known for its world-famous line of children’s crayons, has entered into a sponsorship agreement with producers of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, based on the 2011 erotic novel by...
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20 Kids And Canceled – Michelle Duggar Gave Birth To Mixed-Race Child in 1986
Amid controversy, the Duggar family’s reality-based show has been abruptly canceled by TLC. TONTITOWN, Arkansas – TLC announced the abrupt cancellation of the reality-based series 19 Kids and Counting,...
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